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Taco Bell Announces It’s Plumb Out Of Ideas For New Places To Put Beef (theonion.com)
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[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (4 children)

They should put it in between two pieces of bread. I can't believe nobody has ever thought of this.

[–] gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Did it in the 60's, my dude.

https://tacobell.fandom.com/wiki/Bellburger

[–] T156@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nonsense. Such decadence could never be successful.

[–] m3t00@midwest.social 1 points 1 week ago

mom made them. called it sloppy joes

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

They already did flatbread melts.