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[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I just want to shout out to the teenagers emerging from the bushes after a bit of "Fun" at the park yesterday. I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who clicked what was going on, dont worry. I didn't see anything NSFW, but dude you cant stagger out like your 10 tons lighter and have your girl emerge 5 seconds later adjusting her dress. Man teenagers are idiots hey.

[โ€“] Pilk@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You know, I ALMOST miss hanging out at maccas till 3am in bayswater and having fun in the back seat of a commodore or falcon.

Almost. not quite.

[โ€“] Eagle@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

At least you got a big car to fool around in. Try that stuff in a Hyundai excel. No wonder my back hurts.

[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I get to claim never ever about cars. Wooh! Just awkward and who needs a gearstick in their butt?!

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

typically you use the back seat not the front. though i have heard of front seat fun.

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I dunno, hooked up in an impreza once. that was sub optimal.

[โ€“] Nath@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm a weirdo who never had sex in a car. Is it as uncomfortable as it sounds? Fooled around a bit, sure. But for more, I can't think of a worse place.
I suppose I moved out of home young, so there were better options.

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

is it uncomfortable? heck yes. But well worth doing at least once in your life. Doesnt have to be IN the car. One a summers night "On the car" or doors open, boot, car adjacent. Its all good and all very doable.

Now Winter on the other hand, THAT becomes a struggle.

[โ€“] Nath@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nope. You have not sold it to me at all! On the car? Are we talking like the bonnet? The roof? I just have more questions! ๐Ÿ˜‚

I can understand the back of a panel wagon: I remember they had special mattresses with the wheel wells cut out. Anything else though would be pretty restrictive. I was a fan of cuddling up together in the slightly reclined front passenger seat (I was smaller in those days). But the back seat was uneven and had all those pesky buckles and seat belts etc.

Looking back, its because I started late I expect and didn't have that teenage sex period. I have always looked younger than my age, and well let's just say that didn't make me attractive to girls when I was in the 15-18 age range. I got my first girlfriend at 19.

[โ€“] TinyBreak@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

I mean, I have 0 shame and am MORE than happy to answer that. But the question you gotta ask yourself is do you REALLY want the answers?

First time i did the deed with... 20 I think? didnt move out of home till 21 though.

[โ€“] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

This reminds me of the ancient joke about Morris Minors - of the 101 things to do in the back seat. Number 47 was 'Grab the steering wheel'.