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I had something similar happen to me. I was helping a friend with homework, and she abruptly and excitedly said her nipple was tender, and showed me her new nipple piercing. I just froze and said it was nice. She lingered for a while, then put it away.
The poor girl must have been exasperated with me. I just never caught on.
That's good because if you play with it before the piercing has a chance to properly heal, it can get infected.
Believe me after the fact I’ve imagined lots of clever retorts to engage in play with her other non pierced nipple.
It was for the best though. At one point years later she told me she was going to perform a certain sex act for her boyfriend’s birthday, but implied she needed lots of practice beforehand to make sure she got it “right”.
In that scenario I’m glad I was so dense.