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Anon watches a movie with a girl (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

In an uber driver. Had a passenger ask if I was gay. I told him no. He said “that’s too bad, because I’d pay you $100 to suck your dick”

So straightforward. So little wasted energy.

Anyway, I got some groceries now so that’s one thing off the list.