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[–] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I wonder how many people just say "fuck off." I know I would.

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

I’ve responded to similar questions with “I will not explain.”

[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Don't owe an explanation about this works well also. Very direct way to close a failed sales attempt.

[–] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

"Explain why you need to hear me?"

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

Bartleby the Scrivener that mofo