Most dragons are misunderstood. Do you know how long it takes to count a mountain of jewels and coins, with at least one jewel worth entire kingdoms hidden in the stack?

You can't estimate the value by weight, it's a heterogenous mixture. It must be meticulously counted in only the way a dragon can.

It's no wonder they attack anyone trying to steal from the horde they're working on.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

[–] dragonfucker 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Drag wants to bone the nerd dragon

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago

Good for you, drag. Good for you.

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is the dragon actually slain and dying, or is it just a flesh wound?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Interesting take. Perhaps it is simply a ruse to try and trick a medieval society into industrialization and the supporting capitalist thought...