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Trump Pledges To Use Obscure 18th-Century Law To Marry Daughter (theonion.com)
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[-] stinerman@midwest.social 33 points 2 years ago

To be clear, he doesn't want to marry his daughter. He wants to fuck her.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Great, now he and I have something in common.

Edit: her looks are about the least offensive thing about her, sorry. The terrible person is pretty hot. If it helps I'll wipe my dick on the curtains and give her a fake number.

[-] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

what's stopping him?

[-] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

His physical strength.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Wow that was dark, thanks for the laugh!

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