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[–] BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tell us what the free gift was you fuck.

You know what you did.

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Before we get to that, are you home right now? I have something waiting for you in your garage. Can you smell it?

[–] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can smell… something. But I don’t have a garage. Are you in my pantry?

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Your gift was the garage