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Brand-new fire station in Germany burns down as it had no fire alarms (www.euronews.com)

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A fire alarm system wasn't installed in the building because experts did not consider it necessary.

A new fire station in Germany that was destroyed in a fire, causing millions of euros in damage, did not have a fire alarm system.

The fire broke out early Wednesday morning at the Stadtallendorf fire station in Hesse and destroyed the equipment hall and almost a dozen emergency vehicles, according to local media.

Initial estimates put the damage at between €20 million and €24 million. No one was injured.

Local officials told the German news agency dpa that no fire alarm system was installed in the building because experts had considered it not necessary — much to the astonishment of many observers now that the station has burned down.

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[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

+1 for German sense of play

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 16 points 1 month ago

It's also wordplay. "Brand" means "fire"_