Edit: well so many of you have been very nice. I was sort of just being stupid (I wouldn't think of myself as beautiful, but acceptable) but thank everyone for their very positive comments. It made me happy to see the responses.

[–] ToastedPlanet@lemmy.blahaj.zone 46 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And this is the beholder so stop worrying about what the beholder thinks.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But he has so many eyes! Surely he can come to a consensus on beauty.

[–] ToastedPlanet@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 months ago

Despite how fun, cool, and numerous their plethora of eyes are, beholders are xenophobic against everyone especially other beholders. This leaves them incapable of forming a consensus around anything let alone beauty.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Ngl, I learned what the DnD monster Beholder was before I learned what it ment to behold. I was confused by that statement well into adulthood until I finally realized that a beholder is just someone who is beholding something.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

The beholder can behold me anytime.

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