NakariLexfortaine

Competitive driving in circles.

Same thing that always happens, I got asked where something was in a store I don't work at.

Doesn't matter what I wear, apparently I just scream "retail employee". It's gotten depressing, kinda.

Depends on the situation.

Currently? 40 pound box of cake mix I'm probably going to launch at my store manager.

Shit, I need water.

Thanks, random meme, I completely forgot.

Why I stopped shitting directly into the volcano.

The gods get confused if you run enough plumbing.

When will it be time? Time for them to take my love, my anger, and all of my sorrow?

Depends on the mood.

Just a lazy day? Talk shit about the swamp.

Hist wants to expand the swamps a bit? Talk 'em up, and when people come, show them why the Oblivion Gates of Blackmarsh were closed so quickly.

Hey, he's got Hi-Tops on, at least. Keep that ankle stiff if he rolls it bustin' a sick trick.

Cut two pie tins so they can be joined, put crusts in both, fill crusts with desired fruits, carefully break the crusts so they can meet, top as desired, bake.

Right looks like a blackberry cobbler.

Being pedantic, but it's beyond that.

To grok is to know or understand so completely, it becomes a part of yourself. To know something fully. You can understand the concepts of astrophysics, but you might not grok the concept.

The only validation Luigi gets is from you little fuckers. Don't be putting up signs like "L Is Real" around the castle unless you want your god to pay a visit.

If you can Raiden your sword, don't let this picture stop you.

Hold that sword with your foot. Do big spins, and swap which foot midair. You can hold a sword with your foot. You are your own master now.