We hugged and went our ways.
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Was out at a bar with my gf and another girl friend. Some random guy put his arm across my shoulder from behind and pulled up into my view, went "Heyyy prett- whoawhoa" cue nervous/awkward laugh. I guess, to him, I was the prettiest of the three girls until he realised there were only two girls and a guy hah
Back in the summer I had been to the shops, done my shopping and sat in my car downloading podcasts to have easier access to them on carplay, when a 10-12 year old girl opened the backdoor on my car.
I just said "wrong car" to her, she looked shocked, closed the door and walked to her mom standing by a nearly idendical Seat Leon, just a few parking spots further down.
My daughter says, โMumโ
I said, โIโm not mumโ
My daughter replied, โI meant dadโ
"Hi, not mom, I'm daughter!"
"you know, the hairier one"
Same thing that always happens, I got asked where something was in a store I don't work at.
Doesn't matter what I wear, apparently I just scream "retail employee". It's gotten depressing, kinda.
Try wearing a T shirt 'I am not an employee at this shop'
"Haha great joke! So where can I find the updog?"
What's up, dawg?
I don't understand your situation or how it lead to copyright mixups?
I am bald with a beard and glasses. So everyone thinks I am their friend with the same properties and completely different face.
I constantly get asked if I am Seth Rogan online. I had no idea who that guy was. They thought I was trying to deflect. I don't watch TV or Movies. So I had to look him up. I guess he is some dude known for smoking marijuana or something. I don't think I sound anything like him.
Well folks, this guy's definitely Seth Rogan.
That's exactly what they would say too.
The worst part is I can't help but read all your comments in his voice now. That's on you...
Maybe you are reading them in my voice.