gotta be either the tiny computer i'm typing this on, or the large, sturdy, wooden stick in the corner. if i had to pick to keep just one though, it'd be the phone. a sturdy stick has a million and one uses, but it's also fairly easily replaceable.
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Computer.
Toilet paper
And lotion
A fridge and dishwasher! Food safety is such a huge contribution to our health
Outside of my brain and body?
Probably my mobile phone
The doctor.
For almost everyone it's gonna be the phone we're reading this on.
Depends on the situation.
Currently? 40 pound box of cake mix I'm probably going to launch at my store manager.
Is it the 40 pound box of cake mix that kills? Or is the person hucking the 40 pound box of cake mix?
Vibrator.
My cat. Everything else in my room brings me either misery or a feeling of meh. Cat brings joy, which is difficult for me to obtain.
I used to have a bottle of water but I drank it, so... bed?
Me? Unless Iβm excluded, then the laptop. Although the room itself is pretty useful, but I donβt think I consider it βin the roomβ.
Toilet paper 𧻠Very, very useful.
You win.
See, if you're in the room I think you're in, I think I would vote for the toilet.
TP actually makes an awesome and really inexpensive kleenex or napkin alternative
Toilets are effective at pushing shit, piss and vomit into the sewer while preventing sewer gases from entering your home, and they also double as chairs when not in excremental use. You can also use a toilet to repair the mental defects of a billionaire if you drop it from high enough, I don't think toilet paper functions in that way.
All I'm saying is that I found the extra-restroom utility of TP when I had a sinus infection.
Uh, yeah, but, ACKSHOO-UHLEE you're both wrong.
The floor, walls, and ceiling of that room provide you with protection from the elements.
Edit:stupid carriage return formatting
For me, at least, the walls and ceiling just trap heat
(10pm w/ fans downstairs used as intake)
My brain, second is my body, third is my laptop
Weed
Towel warmer.
I'm in my car.
The car.
Same, might say the keys.
The manager likely thinks itβs him, but itβs actually all the workers that do the work.
Me.
Iβm in the ER. Probably the doctor standing directly in front of me.
A 5gal jug full of water. (I don't have AC and it's 32C/90F inside)
Consume salt! Water on its own isn't great for hydrating when you're continously sweating, Gatorade exists for a reason (to supplement the nutrients lost to sweating, not just the water)
No worries. Gone through 2.5kg(~9lbs) of Gatorade powder, just this summer. LiquidIV got way too expensive after the first box.
My pc but that's too easy so I choose my bed as the very next thing. Good comfortable sleep is important.
Laptop probably. Linux, tmux, i3, vim, GCC, GDB, Pdb, gplaces, links2, curl, wget, netcat, awk, sed... what more could be needed for happiness?
Idunno, but it's preloaded with shittons of tools I don't even know the use of yet (thanks kali). Excluding that probably my lensatic compass. It's nice, quite cheap and not magnetically dampened but it does the job.
Toilet paper
Most useful? Without a doubt, my laptop. The amount of things that can be done with a modern computer is pretty stunning, and a portable one is arguably more useful.
Other than that, maybe my car keys because the amount of things you can do with a car is stunning, but you need the keys to start it, and the car isn't in this room.
Probably my phone, and that probably applies to most rooms frankly if we're talking about potential things I could need to do
That's a tough one because I'm currently surrounded by computers and tools. I'm within reach of my smart phone, one of my laptops, I'm typing this on my desktop PC, I'm within reach of three multitools, a power drill, and my away mission tool bag. So I think I'll give a cop out answer and go with "The several thousand liters of air filling the room."
Air. Canβt go more than a minute or two without it, and thereβs enough to share!
Pumpkin spice old fashioned. With real pumpkin puree!
Toilet
Poop, pee, and in a pinch: hand washing and hydration.
Phone
This computer.
A human being.
My phone. It might be my laptop, but it's currently not working. If you consider humans, me.
Coffee
Home server.
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