Not The Onion

12041 readers

713 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

Links to news stories from...
...credible sources, with...
...their original headlines, that...
...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

kescusay@lemmy.world

253

Russian Oligarch Found Dead in Moscow after Falling Out of Window (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 13 hours ago by FenrirIII@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

32 comments fedilink hide all child comments

cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/45436045

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] BonerMan@ani.social 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

No! More soft ground.

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 3 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Or softer oligarchs, they don't seem bouncy enough.

[–] legowerewolf@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Isn't the acceleration worse if you bounce?

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 hours ago

Not in Russia.

[–] BonerMan@ani.social 4 points 12 hours ago

Hm... Putting them in those bouble balls would be good