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Anon loves sunny days (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I FUCKING LOVE PUTTING THE STINK GOOP ALL OVER MY BODY EVERY 15 MINUTES AND HAVING AN UNCOMFORTABLE CRUSTY CARAPACE SO I DON'T ACQUIRE CRAB DISEASE

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

YOU JUST NEED FANCIER STINK GOOP

𝐿𝒶 𝑅𝑜𝒸𝒽𝑒-𝒫𝑜𝓈𝒶𝓎

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

are you walking around shirtless everywhere?

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's hot bro

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

cannot relate, haven't taken off a hoodie since 2018

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you will be boiled in your own juices by the fire gods

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

And I will be a damn fine meal

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Get a sun shirt, homie. Reflects the sun off your skin so you're cooler, plus you don't have to wear sunscreen.