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Come down with a cold or something, so missing my human first aid lesson. Ugh. I should just be able to do the course via a charity anyway, and as long as it's done before I finish the course it will be fine.
But damn it! Damn it! I hate missing stuff and having to play catch up. Whatever. I just have to trust myself that I am capable. And I don't mind paying $200 for a one day human first aid course. But fucking fuck fuck fuck
when see blood where it shouldnβt be, apply pressure to where blood come out
Nb not with a tourniquet to the neck
bleeding stopped. patient no longer screaming. job done.
Paperwork ensues
Tablespoon of formaldehyde is a cure-all in a pinch
A great deal of the human course is what I would hope is common sense. Mine is long expired though I remember the important bits. But legalsβ¦
Such a pity radical phlebotomy has gone out of fashion. Maybe we can do a tiktok video ... could be an excellent way to lose weight.
Ooh, stabby pokey. I could set up a stripy pole in about 15 min. Got any leeches?
More than is entirely necessary .... I looooove leeches.
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