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I've only ever broken one bone... And it was the tip of my second toe on my right foot.
All I'm hearing is that you guys have inferior skeletal systems which is completely unrelated to the toe length
Your big toe is the protector. Have you never stubbed your toe? Now imagine that the little one is the one that gets hit instead. Snap.
I stub my toes constantly. I also have a longer second toe than big toe. Still have never broken a bone in my feet or anywhere else, for that matter.
I simply choose not to stub my toes.
That's like saying your eldest kid is the protector. No, you are the responsible adult, it's your job to take care of those little piglets. Protect and take care of your toes like they're the five pairs of identical twin kids of your feet.
If your toes have special needs, there's always steel tipped shoes. 👷👍
Or that they do kickass stunts that just happen to rely on their extra long 2nd toes.