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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

  1. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

If the mating signal is a flare, the gay bar is a fireworks show.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"Do not give off mating signals unless you are given mating signals" how is that gonna work if nobody is supposed to initiate anything?

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

That's...not what they wrote