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[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 11 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I just could not be fucked going out to get some beer, so I found some vodka, plopped some ice in it, and a bit of orange juice.

This is acceptable

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's a Screw driver my friend πŸ‘

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Oh I'm aware lol. Many years ago I drank many many screwdrivers one night, and ended up vomiting all over my PC keyboard. I was a very sad drunk cleaning it out, while I sat pathetically next to the toilet so I could keep vomiting.

I'm staying well away from my desk tonight, that's for sure πŸ˜‚

[–] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Hehe can relate except for me it was an expensive gfx card. Case had holes at the top and I don't remember the rest but it wasn't good.

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

😭 I thought it was bad having to pop all my keys off and try to parse the box to put them back on when both my eyes were in one socket. But a gfx card! I would have died on the spot!

Good thing you don't remember though, that's traumatising

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

Not that bad. I've seen alcohol come out of nostrils.

[–] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I thought it was a mimosa if it's in the morning, and then at 12 noon it turns into a screwdriver, like an alcohol-gremlin

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Mimosa is champagne with OJ.

Far less classy.

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

It definitely was champers.

I find mixing vodka with anything to be racist anyway.

I will not answer questions on the reasoning.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That cunt has got it wrong because a mimosa is champagne and OJ. Feed him to the wolves.

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

Hahahaha its an ad, I mean the website is absolut hahahahaha

[–] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I forgot I was out of vodka and now I can't be bothered going to get some. Please have one on my behalf!

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago

Aye aye captain!! o7