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[–] uis@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Will say "it is not goverment, so it doesn't count"

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you are saying they will privatize elections somehow as a loophole around following the constitution, I am skeptical

[–] uis@lemm.ee 1 points 3 weeks ago

No, I mean private company beating everyone who they don't want to see on elections