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lets judge people by their screen time, i would like to callit Screen shaming
You may start with me
How about me
Although I might be cheating because I have multiple phones (for work -- I assure you)
Get on my level
You are exactly half the man I am.
Yes for work, not at all for meme screening and screenturbation
You guys make me feel good!
Total: 46 hrs, 45 min
Average: 6 hrs, 40 min per day
After subtracting Maps (driving, not looking at phone) and work ticketing app:
Total: 24 hrs 39 minutes
Average: 3 hrs, 31 minutes per day
Finally a worthy opponent
Wow that's a lot of phone time. The only time I get close to that amount of screen time is when I'm doing a long drive using maps to get there. My average looks to be around 1-3. Though mine doesn't work it out nicely like yours.
What happened on Wednesday?
edit: also, What Happened to Monday?
woaah look at this score, i don't know the average, but im sure it's above, respect. Consider using horse blinkers, that way you optimize even more that score.
Wow how did you manage to reach almost 12 hours for a lot of those days? I consider myself chronically online, but my highest this week was just over 6 hours lol.
Balatro was yesterday. I swear!
Dont feel ashamed my comrade screen time is screen time, and yours sucks as well, like all of us
I'm okay with this, but I think my PC screen time would look pretty bad :')
what are you a phone hermit?
Yeah, that's probably not too far off actually, haha. I just really enjoy a larger screen more. Maybe if I get one of those fancy foldable phones one day, it'll get way higher.
Size is what matters. You need to judge people by their screen sizes.
my size is like 6.5, what about you?
50 inch. Is your screen 6.5 inch or 6.5 cm? Or 6.50 m perhaps?
phone = like an hour texting, since music is screen off. laptop: all the time I don't have to sleep in school or at home, so about 6h
that is not many hours of time :( I want a refund.