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If you choose either of those options you will have to class your toaster as a sex toy. Which means you are required to store it modestly in a cupboard, so that it is not exposed to the gaze of innocents. Storing the toaster in the cupboard will lead to vilification and the loss of respect of people in the DT. So you need to ask yourself, is it really worth choosing either? Maybe go for a nice, safe, non-contentious honey.
I can confirm the naughty box is placed in my cupboard with a toaster cosy to hide the dirty little shame.
Is this your toaster?
No but I love this! I'd be like "I'm literally eating dick in the morning".