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Kamala Calls For Peaceful Transfer Of Power To Adolf Hitler (babylonbee.com)

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The first and only good babylonbee article

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago

From the article:

"It's my responsibility to make sure this tyrannical despot assumes power," Harris told the crowd of supporters after officially conceding the race. "Though he will end freedom itself in this country, imprison anyone who disagrees with him, systematically murder all women, and go door to door kicking everyone's dogs, I promise to make sure there is a peaceful transition of power."

The media hailed Harris's brilliance and the leadership she displayed while conceding to a man who is literally Hitler.