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Anon doesn't tip (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They should be replaced with automated mechanical food shuttles. I would tip those.

[–] Eldbogi@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why would you tip those?

[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

How else do you plan to knock them over?

[–] refalo@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

he tips his fedora