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What's under the hat, Tim?
Take it off, you bald, insecure bitch. I did.
As soon as I lose my hair I'll embrace the shit out of it.
Once I started noticing my hair was thinning, I was like, "fuck it. I'll just shave it all off." I did that for a while, but it appears I'm still able to grow out a decent Jew fro.
Current level: Art Garfunkel.
I was like Albert Einstein x 2 in high school, so I'm curious to see how far this will go.
Hello greyness, my old friend... 🎶
Get off my lawn again... 🎶
Started going grey in my late 20s. Now I'm 47.
Thank you for the over-share. I appreciate your outlook on the matter, and may wind up in Einstein territory yet. I'm on track to have a delightful Hippocratic Wreath in about 10-15 years, and I'm just gonna lean into it. Maybe I'll get into some fun Trek cosplay, open a bar in Philly, or even just wander around while warning people about the classic blunders in life. Yeah, I could Bic-it, but when you can resemble one of the greats you just gotta roll with it.
It's the best move. I started losing my hair at nineteen and when my (very immature) crush eventually saw me without a hat on, she started cracking up and said I had old man hair. That shit disappeared from my head real quick. Didn't waste much more time with her either.
So far I'm lucky, late 30s with no sign of alopecia. However if my father is any indication, I should start losing them around mid 50s, so bald I will go at this point.