Not The Onion

12350 readers

335 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

Links to news stories from...
...credible sources, with...
...their original headlines, that...
...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

kescusay@lemmy.world

371

Nearly 80,000 pounds of Costco butter recalled for missing 'Contains Milk statement': FDA (www.usatoday.com)

submitted 1 week ago by treadful@lemmy.zip to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

77 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] vxx@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Butter is tasty but annoying, so I switched to those butter-vegetable oil hybrids.

They taste a bit like butter but spread like margarine.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Use a butter bell. There's no reason to refrigerate butter.

[–] vxx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yes there is, it's called summer.

Or when you don't eat half a pound of butter every week.