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submitted 2 weeks ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 223 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mom's new boyfriend is a smart fella, but her son seems to be a fart smella.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Modern day poetry, 👌👌👌👌

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Most hilarious tongue twister for kids under 10:

One smart fella, he felt smart
Two smart fellas, they felt smart
Three smart fellas, they all felt smart

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

How did this one not make the rounds when I was a kid? All we had was Claude Balls, Seymour Butts, and Jack Mehoff. Oh and super racist stuff about the Polish that stays dead.

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 2 weeks ago

We need a community for internet comment's poetry.