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[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Repeat after me: public static void main(String[] args)

[–] arrakark@10291998.xyz 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

blasphemy!

void main(int argc, char ** argv, char ** envp)
[–] quant@leminal.space 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)
public static void main(String[] args)
public static void main(String[] args)
public static void main(String[] args)

Am I summoning the flying spaghetti monster?

[–] dessalines@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

The object man appears behind you while you're coding and inserts a null reference that takes you a day to find.

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

I'm sorry, but the only spaghetti you get is a 17 levels deep if clause.