Dad Jokes

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submitted 2 weeks ago by Susaga@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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"But you ARE a lawyer."

"Yeah, so where's my present?"

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[–] min@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

soon

"I refuse to say anything without another lawyer present."

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Only slightly higher, so you get a two-level effect, with a little path down the middle.

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Ni!