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[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is a first turn win in MTG (with ridiculous old, expensive cards).

The first card on the left lets you get three free green mana (currency used to cast cards). This is used to cast the next card, which requires green.

The next card let's you sacrifice your own health and turn that into mana. This only gives colorless mana.

The third card is another free mana, this time red. One red is required to cast the 4th card.

The 4th card does enough damage to your opponent to kill them.

If you draw this hand, your opponent has zero ways to respond, and the game is no longer fun.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you draw this hand, your opponent has zero ways to respond, and the game is no longer fun.

Of course, that's the joke. The only winning move is not to play.

There is a meta-joke in that there are a few ways to respond to this, but only if you know it's coming. @SkyezOpen@lemmy.world responded with one. If your opponent also has a way to get fast mana out, a simple Lightning Bolt will also do it if it's inserted between your Channel and Fireball. Or anything that counters your fireball, which will leave you standing there with your pants down around your ankles, 1 life, and probably an empty hand.

Then the meta-meta-joke is if you are known to be packing this combo, people around you will deliberately structure their decks around countering your stupid 1 turn win (if they will even allow you to employ it at all, given that Black Lotus is very, thoroughly, extremely banned specifically because of this combo), but this requires making sacrifices to their usual strategy and then you can show up unannounced with a different deck instead...

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I like how your use of "meta-joke" is in itself a meta joke.