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He supposedly never eats any processed food and is against processed food.
More to the point though, he literally called Trump's personal fast food diet poison last week. Now he's being forced to eat the poison and pretend to like it.
He eats only the finest of homemade roadkill jerky and produce stolen from the neighbour's garden
Yes, he delicately chainsaws off only the finest shark carcass heads and air dries them on the roof of his car in the heat of the natural sun! Only the best natural produce for him! Prepared by nature!*
*may contain parasitic brain worms, weavels and maggots for an added protein boost!
Whale.
Maybe he has secret service drive over it a few times to make it road kill, and then he will eat it.