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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon plays pretend (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Seeders@sh.itjust.works 19 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I used to do this as a kid constantly before streaming ever existed.

Taking a piss outside? Literally competing for the longest piss distance tournament and taking the gold.

[–] ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Are you still winning?

[–] Seeders@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

🤣 😂 😃 😐 🙁 😟 😥 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

I'd always narrate what I was building with legos.

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Some kind of battle scene, inevitably. Sometimes a wall would be involved. Other times a bridge. Often both.