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Something is broken... I know it.. (lemmy.ca)
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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Congratulations your code will now be in production for the next hundred years.

[–] marlowe221@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nothing is temporary. Every script, patch, application, and duct tape MacGyver/Scotty inspired fix I’ve ever written will run for eternity….

[–] dan@upvote.au 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The first "temporary hack" I ever wrote for my current job (~January 2014) is still in the codebase.