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Trump names former wrestling executive Linda McMahon as his pick for education secretary (www.nbcnews.com)

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[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 53 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Damn I could go for some doner

[–] BonerMan@ani.social 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah a döner would be cool.

[–] MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

I've got a böner for döner

[–] BrundleFly2077@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

I thought amaybe she a doner the most thingsa for Donna’ Trump. Wahou?