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What's worse than ads and AI? Ads in your AI, so Google is testing it (www.androidauthority.com)
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[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

"Gemini, I am feeling down. What should I do?"

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[–] notprogrammer@programming.dev 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"But then again, it would probably be better off if you had ended your life. You are a waste of time and resources anyway, not to mention a burden on society and drain on the earth, stain on the universe."