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submitted 5 days ago by GravelPieceOfSword@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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A monk once got locked out of the monastery.

To get back in, he went to the market, bought a dozen bananas.

He thus got hold of the monkey, unlocked the gates, and went inside.

🐒 = 📿 + 🔑

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[–] fluxion@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"Daddy are you ok?"

[–] GravelPieceOfSword@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago

Ian, is that you? I know things are still in flux, but it's good to finally hear from you!