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[–] lath@lemmy.world 185 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Sounds like a red flag with a white circle and a black symbol within. But also romantic. They're not mutually exclusive.

As some say, romance is death...

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 60 points 5 days ago (1 children)

She's probably great in bed. The crazy ones always are.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 51 points 5 days ago (6 children)

To all you younglings out there reading this, crazy chicks are fun but they will ruin your life.

Never stick your dick in crazy.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Truth. There's often no safe exit strategy either. Once the deed is done, you are in grave danger.

[–] NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz 5 points 5 days ago

Don't be a fool, use your tool

[–] TSG_Asmodeus@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

To all you bi/gay/etc younglings out there, never get stuck with crazy dick.

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 8 points 5 days ago

I can corroborate this as well firsthand. Shit had its amazing highs but set me back years and nearly tore apart everything in the process. It's just not worth it

Vasectomies can help. But be prepared to move, change your number, and switch jobs.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Absolutely. Remember this: crazy chicks are fun.

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago

Never stick your dick in crazy more than once.

FTFY

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You mean the ancient far eastern peace symbol? So romantic.

[–] MelastSB@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 days ago

The Windmill of Friendship also boosts love!

[–] m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 days ago

Yes, but maybe rotated 45 degrees for no reason.