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Anon gets home from a long day at work (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

  1. Climb up somehow.

  2. Get a broom.

  3. Empty the staircase.

[–] lunsjentilanette@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
  1. Get a broom
  2. Empty the staircase
  3. Climb up easily by using the now empty stairs
[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That would be the order if he was coming from the top. From the bottom, as photographed, this is a bit more of a problem.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Hands can work as brooms in a pinch.

[–] lunsjentilanette@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I am used to brooms by the building entrance for use by any tenant. I would never use a broom indoors so i am not liekly to have a broom in my appartment unless i have a big balcony. So for me at least the opposite is true 🫠