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Texas should just say "Guns".
North Dakota should probably be "no civilization, no resources, and no warmth."
Hey now, we have some resources. Like... uh... hotdish?
Why are you walking away, weren't you invading?
Y'all grow a mean sugarbeet
And it's tatertot hot dish!
Can imagine the delaying tactics that a classic Minnesotan long goodbye would cause to an invading military? You could cause delays of up to several hours just saying goodbye!
I'll start a few more wars, then.
Red hotdish or white hotdish?
Does corn belong in hotdish?
Do the tots go on the bottom or on the top?
Anything but plain cream of mushroom soup is a vile heathen concoction.
Corn or string-beans are fine. Anything else is sacrilege.
You put those tater tots ANYWHERE but in top, I will personally drive to your house and stare at you with passive/aggressive looks while I call your Mother!
You would love my Mom's hotdish and revile my aunt's hotdish.
It's possible! But I would eat your Aunt's hotdish in silence and using my passive/aggressive look while consuming it.
I don't know what this means.
Yes.
Yes. Alternatively, why not both, at the same time.
Red hotdish is tomato-based, white hotdish is "cream of (usually mushroom)"-based.
Don't you guys have a fire cavern? That has to produce some warmth.
No, that would require a cave, which implies the existence of interesting geological features.
Which are reserved for South Dakota and Montana.
North Dakota explicitly gets nothing. I'm pretty sure it's in the constitution.
You could just write "Fargo" over ND to get the point across.
ND has oil and nukes.
And about 13 guns per person, although admittedly the people are scattered far and wide
Does it really have oil?
And I know it's got a fuckton of missile silos but I imagine in an invasion they aren't terribly useful. I guess maybe an after you take complete control then it is
It has a lot of oil sands.