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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

their journey was long. the nights were cold.

couldn't fuck the tinman because of frostbite. Couldn't fuck the cowardly lion because he was a simp.

stawman came through for her. most dicks don't need brains.

[–] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago

Couldn’t fuck the cowardly lion because he was a simp.

Also the barbed penis.

[–] lugal@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

That's not what she said. You're making a strawman argument

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Nick wouldn't have wanted to fuck her anyway. He didn't even want to fuck his own girlfriend after his balls were replaced with tin. That's why he started looking for a heart.