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[โ€“] psmgx@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean having a lot of rock will get you laid, but not with tinder hotties

[โ€“] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

If your standards are low enough, even a bump could get you laid. You'll definitely get a variety of STDs though, and maybe get robbed as well.