this post was submitted on 27 Jul 2023
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Do you have any hobbies? (other than the serial killing of course...)
I do have a nice knife collection
You call that a knife collection? This is a knife collection: 🥄🥄🥄
That's not a knife collection, that's a spoon collection.
I see you've played Knifey Spoony before.
Literally besides movies/ videogames it's running in the woods... Ya know like a serial killer. I have to do everything in my power to make women know I'm not chasing them down. Avoid eye contact, earbuds in, wide berth
Become the greatest of threats the serial killer killer!
Step one: Run through woods with axe
Step two: Find someone unfazed by said action
Step three: Stalk them
Step four: Explain to forest services why you are infact not insane
Step five: Go to jail anyways
Step six: Get out if jail
Step seven: Repeat until change in results