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[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 weeks ago

Here's something actionable: find an elderly couple you visit regularly who are physically okay. Sign on as their carer and get paid. If they're married, get them to divorce and to claim separately and then split the money three ways. If anyone asks why they're living at the same address, just say that they can't stand each other but are forced to live together for financial reasons.