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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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[โ€“] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

How do I click an option when my clicks are already used up? ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] Agent641@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

hits TAB

New window appears saying I am out of key presses and to select a payment option

[โ€“] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Better hope you don't run out of screen minutes.

[โ€“] Deello@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We bringing back anytime minutes

Your CPU will soon run out of available clock cycles for this subscription period. Please purchase additional clock cycles, or upgrade to the unlimited plan for only $299 per month.

[โ€“] pyre@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

well then you're just a deadbeat user aren't you? did you forget to pay for your gpu fan spins too? you're gonna cause a fire, you irresponsible broke-ass dummy.

[โ€“] Archer@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

The mouse works only in upgrade windows

[โ€“] kratoz29@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago

You need to buy another mouse to achieve it of course.