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“Dear Mars, I was unable to enjoy my recently purchased Mars Bar as it was missing the trademark thick veins running down its shaft.”
"Dear BBC, thanks for the illustrated article on our product. Our advertising and PR manager says it's the best £2 we've spent all year'
Are you thanking the Big Black...Candybar or the British Broadcasting Corporation?
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It certainly does feel like they are pushing their confectionary product down our throats.
Edit: grammar