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Man who found smooth Mars bar gets £2 compensation (www.bbc.co.uk)

submitted 2 days ago by SquiffSquiff@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

You can't tell me this isn't the exact way you'd expect this guy to look. He said he's gonna use his 2 quid settlement for more mars bars. I'm comforted.

[–] m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 days ago

Excellent choice. I would.