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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Remove the bread, add aspirin and razor blades. If you’re going to make a spectacle, make a spectacle.

I did once walk into a Wal Mart and bought a power drill, some road flares and a box of condoms. These were independent purchases but I just happened to need or want to buy all three that day. My only comment to the cashier was "This is gonna be awesome!"

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Got to add a Sylvia Plath novel and a handle of alcohol.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 3 points 20 hours ago

Extension cord for the toaster. So you can plug it in from the other room, or can substituted as a noose.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

This isn’t as dangerous as everyone describes. Painful. But not necessarily life threatening.