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German island to end ritual of spanking women with cow horn (www.dw.com)

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[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 79 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Are we the baddies?" Ask the people who also forbid any media coverage of their actions.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Are we the baddies?" Ask the people who also forbid any media coverage of their actions.

"Muahahahaha!"...

Sorry, a deep resonant haunting laugh is how I cope when faced with a difficult moral conundrum.

(Paraphrased from "Better Off Ted".)

[–] MusketeerX@lemm.ee 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Such an underrated show!

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 2 points 49 minutes ago

I need you to weaponize a mouse.
Computer mouse or the animal?
I'll get back to you.