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Anon can't win (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Same thing happened to me. Except now I'm old and have had no fun experiences in life because all I do is work and shitpost on Lemmy. Never been on a plane or gone on a vacation. Foreveralone single while my bank account keeps growing larger. Hell my will has my estate being donated to my local library because I don't even have friends anymore to leave it to.

[–] SacralPlexus@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Might I suggest you take a vacation now?

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I wouldn't even know where to begin. I'm terrified of crowds and enclosed spaces, so a plane is out. I've been spending a lot of time outdoors, though, and that has been nice.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago

National parks are amazing

[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 weeks ago

Then go by car (if u don't see that as enclosed)? One doesn't need to circumvent the globe to travel.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

when i saw a question mark i thought you were going to ask for the estate

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

That was an option?! ^/j^

[–] CouldaBeen_TheBest@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sounds like you don't have any worldly desires. Maybe consider making some bad decisions and ruining your life.

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago

I've been talking with a poly couple on the other side of the state and I'm planning to take a train ride to get, well, "train rode". Does that count?

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Never been on a plane or gone on a vacation.

Just go outside, it's the same wherever you are planning to go. People desperate for your fiat currency so they can purchase necessities for the future wage slaves they are raising.