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[Evidence Inconclusive] Germ Blaster
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A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.

Rules
You missed something. You gotta fold the paper in half. The capillary action will trap more water in between the folded halves than it could unfolded.
The Shake & Fold method. There was a Ted Talk!